Not A Review: Parker & The Numberman – Clockwork Slang

Parker and the Numberman

Bob once whispered a review into a deaf critic’s ear and videotaped his fingers typing it on a blog.

Disclaimer: This is not a review. I’m no music journalist. For further explanation, click here.

In this day and age of lyrical prowess and bright spotlights, it has become a rare occurrence in hip-hop to find a rap duo equally matched as emcees. In the sea of A Tribe Called Quest’s and Organized Konfusion’s that are the standards of two-man teams in hip-hop, the ever-so-rare Outkast comes as a pleasant surprise to any cynical consumer. Parker & The Numberman’s Clockwork Slang is the latest release from the pair featuring production by local underground powerhouse, Mr. Ridley, showcasing a consistent and innovative sound, with each aspect of the project complementing the other. From the chemistry between the two emcees, to the quality of the production and mix, Clockwork Slang takes us into the stylish and sometimes weird world of Parker & The Numberman. Read more of this post

Album Review: Dubble-O-Beez & Young Sau – Monkey Beezness

I wrote about this SoundDiego. I liked it but you don’t have to take my word for it.

Rapper Dubble-O-Beez and rapper-turnt-Autotune-crooner Young Sau recently teamed up as duo Monkey Beezness (I get the pun of Beez/Beezness…but does that mean Young Sau is like a monkey or something? That sounds messed up). They released their self-titled debut album for free download on mixtape database DatPiff last month, though I’m just now getting around to jotting down any words on it because I’m such a good journalist like that.

Lil Wayne’s single line “We are not the same, I am a Martian” seems to have been a heavy influence on the two artists–Beez even invokes that line on the aptly titled “We Ain’t The Same” while claiming to have arrived on a spaceship. The two artists who had previously seemed content making prototypical West Coast rap suddenly take a slight left turn. Read more of this post

Not A Review: Scatter Brain & V-Rock – Madness and Murder vol. 1

Scatter Brain & V-Rock - Madness and Murder vol. 1

Cover art: Sergio Hernandez

Bob is a defender of culture. When he’s not documenting San Diego history as his rap alter-ego, Stuntdouble, you can find him leading film discussions at the Central Library, promoting independent music at Tower Bar, and playing watchdog to the local media. Bob’s activism in the arts is guided by his strong views. Make no mistake: Bob isn’t just opinionated–he’s insightful.

Thankfully, Bob’s decided to share some of his insight in regards to local rap shit. For this outing, he almost-but-not-really reviews Scatter Brain & V-Rock’s recent album, Madness and Murder vol. 1, which is available at Scatter Brain’s site, Active Psycho.

First of all, I want to preface this review by saying that it’s not really a review. I am not a music journalist. I have no business writing anything that could be mistaken as “music critique”. Consider this article more of a recommendation than review. Being an artist myself and part of the same scene as the subject of this “review”, I absolutely lack objectivity.

Madness and Murder vol. 1 by Scatter Brain and V-Rock is one of the strongest releases in San Diego’s recent history. Read more of this post

CityBeat: Album Review: Johaz – The Alina Marin Theory EP

I spent about 300 words saying that I liked two out of five-and-a-half songs off this EP (the Intro is the half-song). You can read below or at CityBeat here. Listen above and tell me what you think though.

Johaz has been relatively quiet. While fellow Deep Rooted member Mr. Brady has released a bevy of EPs and albums since the group’s last album in 2009, Johaz has leaked only a few tracks, though he’s been working on a collaboration called Dag Savage with famed L.A. beatsmith Exile. That’s a hard road to travel in 2012, when artists might release a new song every day just to stay at the top of people’s minds.

The Alina Marin Theory EP could be Johaz’s way of maintaining his visibility. Featuring Exile and his Deep Rooted fam, Alina Marin serves as a holdover until either Dag Savage or the next Deep Rooted album drops. The six-track EP was released for free download on Valentine’s Day. (If you’re wondering who Alina Marin is, you’d be hard-pressed to find an answer, even from Johaz himself.)

The topics in Alina Marin run the gamut from lost love to fake, money-grubbing women to giving up the “player” lifestyle. It’s reminiscent of Ghostface Killah’s 2009 album Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City. Both Ghostface and Johaz take the concept of “ladies’ songs” and explore it from different angles, like a writing exercise.

But Ghostdini received mixed reviews, and Johaz is not quite the writer Ghostface is. Alina Marin turns out to be a mixed affair. “Socialite Girl” wins because it’s just so hard to go wrong sampling Sade’s beautiful voice and lyrics. “Watch Some Martin” is playfully intimate with its moody, bass-heavy instrumental and quirky references to the ’90s sitcom starring Martin Lawrence. But “Digital Love,” sampling Zapp & Roger’s “Computer Love,” is either kinda genius or kinda obnoxious. The remaining songs lack inspiration.

Thankfully, albums by Dag Savage and Deep Rooted are slated to drop this year, so this pit stop won’t matter that much.

If you’re interested in more songs that sample Sade, E-40′s son, producer-rapper Droop-E, put out this ill EP that samples Sade on each song. And the first line on there is “I’m 22, ain’t trust nothing since Peek-a-boo.”

SoundDiego: Album Review: Bazerkowitz & Black Mikey – BB King Kong

BB Kingz

Bazerkowitz & Black Mikey “B.B. King Kong
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I reviewed the new collab album between Bazerkowitz & Black Mikey, BB King Kong. The review was first posted a few days ago at SoundDiego (along with an unfortunate title) but you can read it in full below. In short, I thought it was dope. I understand Ridley wasn’t directly involved in the project but he is so clearly ill that it still came out well. I really wish I had reviewed this for CityBeat instead of Black Mikey’s Cold Summer project because this deserves much more shine.

Anyway, read the review below. While reading, you can stream some songs above. And if you feel so inclined, BB King Kong is available now at Access:

Hip-hop has typically been a music genre that values style over substance. Though Public Enemy dominates the music history books with their politically-charged music, they’re really something of an anomaly. Most hip-hop revolves around talking mad shit about how tight you are and doing so with style. This goes back to battling and further still to hip-hop’s roots in the dozens (e.g. “Yo mama” jokes) and the comic stylings of Rudy Ray Moore aka Dolemite.

BB King Kong, a joint album from Anti Citizens’ Bazerkowitz and San Diego OG Black Mikey, is a case of style over substance (if you think that’s a diss, you’re missing the point). BB King Kong has one singular purpose: to assert the two rappers’ superiority by talking mad shit about haters and lesser rappers. But instead of being a repetitive chore of a listen, it’s a surprisingly diverse album. It turns out Bazerk and Mikey can strike down their foes in a variety of different styles. Read more of this post

CityBeat: Album Review: Room E – Penguin Child

I forgot to post this up. I reviewed Room E’s new instrumental album, Penguin Child, for this week’s CityBeat. I know I’m bombarding you with a bunch of crap I’ve written elsewhere. But yo, when time is short, I gotta prioritize writing that pays and might somewhere be read by a cute Asian chick who will recognize me ordering a Ghetto Big Mac at Fancy McDonald’s and then hook me up with her less cute friend with more “personality.” ::crosses fingers::

Anyway, Penguin Child was cool. The review’s below in its entirety. Because it started getting ridiculous posting a 150-word snippet of a 300-word review. You can see it at CityBeat here. Be on the lookout for more Room E x Parker & The Numberman team-ups. Check out a promo video of Room E after the jump.

Once you discover that Room E is a skinny Asian dude who produces instrumental hip-hop, you might be tempted to think of that other skinny Asian dude who produces instrumental hip-hop: Nosaj Thing, who sits at the center of L.A.’s thriving beat scene. But the labels—musical and ethnic—are where the similarities end. While Nosaj Thing and his cohorts mine production glitches to conjure new shades of darkness, Room E embraces a lighthearted aesthetic on Penguin Child, his first full-length album.

Thanks to the L.A. beat scene, much of instrumental hip-hop has gone harsh, with lots of lo-fi fuzz and glitchy samples pushed past the limits of digital manipulation. Though Room E also employs samples and synthesizers, he takes a more traditional approach on Penguin Child, smoothing the edges to fit the various pieces organically into his compositions. He also incorporates live instruments like xylophones, pianos, accordions and drums.

With all this lush instrumentation, his soundscapes bubble over with joy and serenity. “Migrate” and “Bed & Breakfast” capture the rush of adventure and the discovery of new lands. “Earl Grey” is pure and sweet. The recurring Arctic theme (see tracks “Wooly Mammoth,” “Polar Bear,” “Igloo” and the title track) seems to center not on a snowy environment, but on its delicate beauty.

Room E has a bright future—he recently signed to Proper Songs, a small U.K.-based label that has plans to re-release Penguin Child. But it’s unclear whether he can avoid knee-jerk comparisons to other superficially similar artists. I wouldn’t usually bet on it, but this exuberant, promising album makes me believe it can happen.

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CityBeat: Album Review: Gonjasufi – MU.ZZ.LE

Seth Combs went in on Gonjasufi’s MU.ZZ.LE album, which just dropped this week. You can read the review in this week’s CityBeat. I’m not sure about him conflating “comforting familiarity” with catchiness though. I mean, if Gonjasufi had indulged his weirdness more to pander to critics who loved A Sufi and a Killer, that would’ve been another sort of comforting familiarity, right? I wonder if the muzzle represents people that want to put him into an “artsy-fartsy weirdo” box.

Anyway, just some thoughts. Snippet below. Click here for the full review. Not sure if I’ll review it myself yet but I do have plans for something way more baller, eventually.

Now, we have a follow-up in MU.ZZ.LE, a 10-track mini-album that was produced by Sufi and local producer Psychopop. The distorted, trademark voice is still here, but the sonic experimentalism is dialed down a bit. He sounds like Mos Def at his most loose—indeed, “Venom” and “Blaksuit” sound like outtakes from the emcee’s 2004 release, The New Danger.

I can see fans of Sufi, who now lives in Las Vegas, embracing just about anything he puts out (the weed helps), but I can’t help but feel that Sufi has lost a bit of his edge. Songs like “The Blame” and “Nikels and Dimes” are downright catchy! I know, it’s weird that I’m bitching about a song being catchy, but you know what? Give me adventurousness and inaccessibility over retreads and comforting familiarity any day. I may not like it immediately, but I’ll at least commend the novelty.

Nature of the Beast (Markmywords & DJ Sinn) – Homeland Security

DOWNLOAD: Nature of the Beast (Markmywords & DJ Sinn) – Homeland Security

Not gonna get that deep but I kinda had to throw this up, even if I’m a couple years late.

I remember trying to listen to this all the way through a few times in the past and passing on it. Recently though, I randomly threw it on my mp3 player for no real reason that I can remember. And I’ve accidentally found that it sounds really great in Shuffle mode when mixed with all my other music. I’ve been having all these head-turning, Oh word? Let me check what I’m listening to moments lately. The majority of the time, I discover I’m listening to something from this album. It’s happened often enough in the past few weeks that I needed to post something about it. Fortunately, the album is available for free download from the Nature of the Beast site.

Haven’t really thought about it too much but, for what it’s worth, I have similar reactions to albums from Tech N9ne or Twista. I can’t listen to either artist for very long but I think they’re extremely potent in small doses. The same could be true for Markmywords, or at least for this album. Check it out and let me know what you think.

Brother Nature – A Very Brother Nature Christmas EP

I realize it’s way past Christmas and this is now very late. I was trying to wait until the calamity over the last Brother Nature post blew over so I could listen with a less tainted ear. But that doesn’t look like it’s happening soon so I’ll just post this up now.

The irony is that I like this EP. Often, post-Native Tongues music gets too mired in technical prowess when much of the classic Tongues shit owes a lot to humor, charm, and a sense of looseness (Prince Paul FTW!). Those are points that this EP hits. This is a fun listen. It opens with mention of “mistletoe on her camel-toe” before going into “I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Clause” in which Real J. insinuates his mom might be a ho bag for possibly sleeping with Santa Clause … and then Bam appears in the role of Santa to confirm Real’s fears. On “All I Want For Christmas,” the duo invokes the Alvin and the Chipmunks classic by spitting in not-quite-chipmunk-soul-but-still-squeaky-high-pitched voices. And on “Gameboy & Bike,” they sing poorly to a strumming guitar about beating up Santa Clause on some Riley Freeman shit. All of this is rapped over soothing, “holiday” music, the juxtaposition of which adds to the humor. Read more of this post

SoundDiego: Album Review: Real J. Wallace – The Jah Father of Soul Cal


I reviewed Real J. Wallace’s mixtape over at SoundDiego. He says it’s the length of the 94 highway and I tested it like an asshole. I think dude owes me gas money. I ended up driving into terrifying hick territory where I was almost certain someone was gonna shoot my Oriental face off.

Anyway, a snippet below and the full review here:

The music is, of course, soulful and funky. There’s a reason these breaks were sampled in the first place, and that’s because they were great songs to begin with. Real J’s rhymes feature a familiar mix of technical prowess, spirituality, black-culture references (notably, “the big piece of chicken” from a Chris Rock bit), everyman resolve and crass sexuality, just in case you thought he was getting too serious (to wit, there’s a song with several puns on different terms for oral sex). It’s lyrically satisfying, though there’s a jarring disconnect between his soft-spoken voice and his occasional vulgarity. Clearly, one of those has to go, and hopefully, it’s not the vulgarity.